February 2012
35 posts
Adam: I am the red in the rose, the flowers on the blankets on your bedroom floor.
Adam: And I am the gray in the ghost that hides with your clothes behind your closet door.
Adam: I am the green in the grass that bends backfrom underneath your feet.
Adam: And I am the blue in your back alley view where the horizon and the rooftops meet.
Me: I'm actually not the creep this time.
“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”
– Stephen King (via misswallflower)
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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January 2012
59 posts
